Obnoxious Statements, Political:
*A society, like a forest, requires from time to time the purging catharsis of fire to endure.
*“The meek shall inherit the earth.” Having little interest in dirt, I have gone another route.
* Those that do not enjoy the protection of the law cannot rationally be held subject to it.
*It’s strange to me that my betters, those with money, insist on leaving that money to their children when “all you need to succeed is drive and determination.” Why not leave their children penniless and refuse to pay for their education? Show us those superior genes in action!
*In a capitalist society, hatred of the poor is always regarded as a virtue.
*Persons of wealth are fond of saying they don’t care about money. Indeed, this is one of the great benefits of having it; as a virtue it is highly suspect.
*It’s only natural that prostitutes have such low standing in most societies; that kind of honesty makes people uncomfortable.
*Reputations aside, there is little difference between a man who heals for money and one who kills for it.
*A liberal is a half-assed conservative.
*The desire for status is an urge to oppress.
*Justice may be blind but she knows the rattle of a coin purse when she hears it.
*If ignorance is bliss why are conservatives always so mad?
*Freedom isn’t free, it requires a substantial income.
*Rich people say that poverty is caused by laziness; why then have I never seen one digging ditches to relax?
*Freedom is a virtue most often espoused by those who don’t really believe in it.
*The death penalty is not about doing justice, it’s about human sacrifice and blood lust. I’m not saying it’s always wrong, but let us at least be honest.
*The police have but one function: To guard the rich from justice.
*To a capitalist, the ledger is a sacred text. All considerations are subservient to it.
*To find a good man among the wealthy look for the one cleaning their toilets.
*I have been told many times that all you need to make in this world is hard work. Oddly, everyone who has told me that was born with money and never did any hard work.
*In the modern age of mass media, the old axiom about not blaming the messenger needs to be rethought.
*Ayn Rand and her objectivists thought the wealthy and the powerful should remove themselves from society and teach us a lesson. I agree, they need to go.
*Steal from those with plenty and you’re a criminal; steal from those with nothing and you’re a businessman.
*To be conservative in a land of inequality is to love inequity.
Obnoxious Statements, Religion:
*The Christian god, not surprisingly like the Christian himself, is a bully and a half-wit.
*Faith is a wonderful virtue; even the stupidest and meanest people can have it.
*Gods derive their power from the collected manna of their followers. Subsequently, gods are invariably scumbags.
*Religion is an angry mob making excuses for itself.
*Belief in the supernatural is natural enough to a person for whom thinking is a supernatural power.
*In Islam, hypocrisy is the greatest possible vice. This is quite reasonable as hypocrisy is a vice they all share.
*It is only natural that Christians don’t believe in Evolution. They can find no evidence of it among their ancestors.
*The bible asks: “What does it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul?” Adherents of this tome have been diligent in trying to find the answer.
*The bible says that god created man in his own image. That would explain the bad attitude and propensity for slaughter.
*The bible is a truly magical work: It is literal truth when you want it to be and metaphorical where you choose.
*If there’s a distinction between “Chosen People” and “Master Race” I seem to be missing it.
*Religion is narcissism disguised as humility.
*I refuse to be saved. The Christians might be right and then I’d be stuck with them forever.
*If god is so perfect then what are we doing here?
*The only difference I can find between man and animal is man’s insistence that there be one.
*If you believe in god, believe that he has a plan for your life, then you are an unbelievable hypocrite for calling the fire department when he burns your house down.
*If cleanliness is next to godliness then god can’t hate fags that much. I’ve known several and they were all very neat.
*If heaven is perfect, just what in hell do you plan on doing when you get there?
*If there is a god he’s got some explaining to do…
*I don’t understand why Christians love Jesus so much; they disagree with him on every conceivable issue.
*For every book that is burned, a church should follow; fair is fair.
*Today a Christian told me: “You know that voice in your head telling you what you should and shouldn’t do? That’s god speaking to you.” Really? GOD told me to blow that line of crank off that biker chick’s ass?…
Obnoxious Statements, Miscellaneous:
*It is rude beneath all contempt to keep rabid dogs then deny them once they’ve bitten.
*People hate in others what they despise in themselves.
*The best lies are mostly true.
*To be a friend you must be willing to tell someone they are wrong and that can be a hard thing to do. Not to worry though, if you can’t manage it you’re still qualified to be a sycophant or manipulator.
*In the modern age of mass media, the old axiom about not blaming the messenger needs to be rethought.
*The white man’s only real sin is dumb luck. I’ve been many places and met many people; they’re all assholes in equal measure.
*No one likes a tattle-tale because everyone is guilty of something.
*Having sex for money makes you a prostitute; mating for it makes you a whore.
*Honor thy father and mother; in these uncertain times you may need to move back home.
*The only difference I can find between man and animal is man’s insistence that there be one.
*I rue most days.
*Two wrongs may not make a right but it will get you even.
*Pacifism is for cowards. Non-violence is only successful when others become fed-up and threaten to use force on your behalf.
*Violence doesn’t solve problems but it can make them go away.
*Marriage became obsolete when the average human lifespan reached thirty or so.
*Reputations aside, there is little difference between a man who heals for money and one who kills for it.
*It’s only natural that prostitutes have such low standing in most societies; that kind of honesty makes people uncomfortable.
*All play is based upon violence; all comedy is based upon injury.
*Morality is for people who lack ethics.
*Love thy enemy; it drives them crazy.
*Life, like a good drink, should hurt a bit.
*Violence is the last resort of someone likely to get their ass beaten.
*“The meek shall inherit the earth.” Having little interest in dirt, I have gone another route.
*Fighting fire with fire makes for some pretty impressive fires.
